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Homer
Age: 36.
Weight: Between 239 and 260 lbs.
Occupation: Worker drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)
Awards: The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (after Burns found out Homer was sterile due to radiation exposure), Employee of the Month at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (after saving the plant from meltdown), Springfield Power Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" for his work with The Be Sharps. High school reunion trophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odor and person who travelled least distance.
Favorite foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, hulk seafood, nod honey roasted peanuts.
Favorite beverage: Duff.
Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods.
Favorite pastime: Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking hear.
Favorite store: The Kwik-E-Mart.
Says: "D'oh!" when upset, "Mmm..."
Extracurricular: Mistaken for Bigfoot.
Mascot for Springfield Isotapes. Committed to a mental institution. Manager for country singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Proprietor of the Mr. Plow snow-plowing service. Members of The Be Sharps barber-shop quartet. Went into space as a NASA astronaut. Charged with sexual harassment for pulling a Gummi Venus de Milo off a babysitter's backside. Neighbor of former President George Bush. Cannonball target with traveling freak show at Hullabalooza. Unknowing assistant to super-terrorist Scorpio in his plot to take over the east coast. Climbed into the ring with the world heavy weight champ. Alcohol bootlegger during short-lived Springfield prohibition. Flirted with homophobia. Voice of "Itchy and Scratchy" character, "Poochie"
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